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The pen is liberal-er.

July 2, 2009

Last night, I heard one of the greatest lines, delivered by the oh so wonderful Jon Stewart.   Because I’m behind on watching my twin addictions, the Daily Show and the Colber(t) Repor(t), this was from last week, so it’s a little behind the times.  But last week, the big news concerned SC Republican governor, Mark Sanford.  Earlier on, Stewart and reporter Wyatt Cenac had joked that of course Sanford was out on the trail, ’cause he was f’ing a coyote.  Then it came out that he was having an affair with an Argentinian woman.  It was yet another case of how the mighty have fallen. Mark Sanford is the same guy who claimed that ex-Pres Bill Clinton broke his oath, not the one to the executive office, but the one he made to HIS WIFE.  This is same guy who clamors on and on about the sanctity of marriage aka how same sex marriage is so vile and desecrates all that is pure and holy.  It all makes sense, of course, because leaving your wife and four children back in SC to be with your mistress in Argentina, on Father’s Day,  is SO sanctimonious.  Doesn’t it just make you want to scream?  No? Well, I want to.  But this is where Jon comes in.  He doesn’t scream, he just provides the clever:

Well, just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis.

Pure gold.  A++. 

Aww….look at poor Marky Mark crying.  We all FEEL SO BAD.  It’s so hard to keep up with the rigid moral system you apply to everyone else but yourself, isn’t it?  Keep on crying, hypocrite.

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